An Update on my Current Happenings

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My Left Arm is as Mobile as a Rock

Everyone (anyone who's as dumb as I) has their funny story about how they inconveniently happened to temporarily destroy one of their most prized position's. (a limb) It always starts off with "I know it was a bad idea but.." and then they follow up with reasons why it's not their fault that this misfortune was bis towed upon them. I will not declare that it was a cause other than myself that cause the small fracture of my wrist. Although I must tell you that I did what I did what I did to save another and maybe even the world.
It all started on a dreary afternoon, only a small amount of light broke through the imprisoning clouds that linger above me. I knew that today I was to be tested. My wit, speed, and endurance was all that could save me. Zombie kittens. Need I say more. (I do.)

Too bad I can't.

I'm typing with only one hand. Because my friend tackled me off the back of my car onto the "well padded" asphalt fracturing my left wrist. And forcing me to wear a purple-striped-glow-in-the-dark cast up to my elbow. Which I must wear for four weeks until I'm to get it taken off only to put a smaller one on for another four weeks. But for now I'm the coolest one-armed-zombie-kitten-fighting-machine.

I wish only that others do not suffer from the temporary out-of-orderness of limbs... I myself would give almost anything (except an arm and a leg) to have my arm back.